Obama is getting tough

Billy Heff wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

Billy Heff wrote:What the hell. I lost my post. It was very deep and thought provoking, where the hell is it?

If it was genuinely "very deep and thought provoking", I am guessing you left it at another web site. That sort of thing is frowned upon here.

I'm new here, cut me a freakin break.

Sorry new dude...all I meant was that we have installed very sophisticated filters that screen out any deep and thought provoking posts and automatically convert them to dick jokes.

Try it if you want. Type in the Gettysburg Address and when you hit "Send" the words will be converted to one of those Man from Nantucket limericks. We paid big money for software like this.

How many times is the word "Larry" mentioned in the Gettysburg Address?

Independent George wrote:How many times is the word "Larry" mentioned in the Gettysburg Address?

I think Lincoln only mentioned it twice in the actual speech, but the count is far higher when run through our deee-luxe software.

Agent 13 wrote:

Billy Heff wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

Billy Heff wrote:What the hell. I lost my post. It was very deep and thought provoking, where the hell is it?

If it was genuinely "very deep and thought provoking", I am guessing you left it at another web site. That sort of thing is frowned upon here.

I'm new here, cut me a freakin break.

Sorry new dude...all I meant was that we have installed very sophisticated filters that screen out any deep and thought provoking posts and automatically convert them to dick jokes.

Try it if you want. Type in the Gettysburg Address and when you hit "Send" the words will be converted to one of those Man from Nantucket limericks. We paid big money for software like this.

I think I know the problem. My post started off with, Some come here to sit and think....... I hope I didn't damage the software.

There once was a man from Kentucky,
Whose freeing the slaves was quite plucky.
Then one fateful day,
He went to a play,
And got shot in the head...not so lucky!

you write that yourself?

Finish:

There once was a Sage named clothier...

There once was a man who lived in a mail box...

There once was a guy who thought it was his summer...

There once was a dude from the Interstate...

clothier wrote:you write that yourself?

Yes I did but is that a good or bad thing????

The Goddess wrote:Finish:
There once was a man who lived in a mail box...

Nahhh....I can't think of any bad words that rhyme with box.

There once was Michigan clothier who said
When someone was mourning "dead is dead"
His insensitivity it was claimed
Was less real than feigned
Yet some people would still like to punch in his head

There once was a guy who stated it to be
A summer devoted exclusively to he
He traveled the land
His roadfood book in hand
yet a closed sign is all he would see

There once was a dude who thought it was fine
To take his name from a highway sign
On joking he'd insist
Until some people got pissed
But he is actually just a figment of clothier's mind.

It appears that 13 has just claimed the title of Limerick Laureate of WOT.

A magnificent punster is he
POW's one liners fill us with glee
He claims that it is cloth he does sell
And while the income may be swell
On a stage in Vegas he should be

Wow. Did you take a class or something?