I love a good monkey story

breitbart? are new news houses just cropping up everywhere now?

"You have urinated on my jacket," a startled Banda told the monkey.

You used to hear that shit a lot more during the Bush years. This new guy isn't nearly as entertaining.

Agent 13 wrote:"You have urinated on my jacket," a startled Banda told the monkey.

You used to hear that shit a lot more during the Bush years. This new guy isn't nearly as entertaining.

13,

In this story was Bush Banda or the monkey.****


***Trust me when I say that I post this not as political commnetary but due to my Tourette's-like need to never pass up a cheap joke.

In unrelated news, the monkey has now been banned from posting on Roguefood. Apparently, he violated the site's new terms and conditions by peeing on Banda, and not slinging shit at him.

Independent George wrote:In unrelated news, the monkey has now been banned from posting on Roguefood. Apparently, he violated the site's new terms and conditions by peeing on Banda, and not slinging shit at him.

Rotten Brown Shirt bastards.

I hear theres a new Hoveround maintenance and repair thread over there, but I'm locked out of it.

Independent George wrote:In unrelated news, the monkey has now been banned from posting on Roguefood.

Can he still read the threads???????????????????

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:"You have urinated on my jacket," a startled Banda told the monkey.

You used to hear that shit a lot more during the Bush years. This new guy isn't nearly as entertaining.

13,

In this story was Bush Banda or the monkey.****

The monkey.

Bush would never been so succinct in his assessment of the situation.

Agent 13 wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:"You have urinated on my jacket," a startled Banda told the monkey.

You used to hear that shit a lot more during the Bush years. This new guy isn't nearly as entertaining.

13,

In this story was Bush Banda or the monkey.****

The monkey.

Bush would never been so succinct in his assessment of the situation.

I think "urinated" was too big a word for him, too.

Urine a tight spot, there Banda. Heh heh heh heh (done like Jon Stewart's impression of W)

My sincere apologies but I can't get rid of the mental image of W standing in front of a huge "Pissin' Accomplished" banner.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:My sincere apologies but I can't get rid of the mental image of W standing in front of a huge "Pissin' Accomplished" banner.

Now I can't either.

can you make his junk go away?

The Goddess wrote:

Thank you!

Now *I* can't either.