Re: Will The Real Angus McRib Please....

**Agent 13** · by **Agent 13** on Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:22 pm

Billy Heff wrote:

Even you haters gotta admit this is a good snap!

How the hell did you find this?

i95 · by i95 on Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:40 pm

Only because I've been directed to this particular thread do I respond
(as I've grown quite content of late with ignoring the whole billyheffdrsmoketartlett
thing). That said, dude, if you think that I somehow post as either Angus
McRib or ANY other poster on this or ANY other site, your head may
have just caved in. I don't know you. I don't believe we interacted on
TOS or TOOS. And much, much, much more importantly,
I simply don't care.

Honestly, you make even the Steve Martin played
"Inspector Clouseau" look like Sherlock Holmes.

clothier · by clothier on Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:06 pm

Hey Mr Heff?

Can I offer you some advice?

Here's what you need to do, ok?

1. Stand up.
2. Walk over to the nearest window that opens, and does not have a screen.
3. Open the window.
4. Reach up to your mouth.
5. Grab hold of that crack pipe, and THROW IT AS FAR AWAY FROM YOU AS YOU CAN.
6. Continue about your day.

thanks.

Independent George · by Independent George on Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:15 pm

Can I make one small edit to your suggestion?

Here's what you need to do, ok?

1. Stand up.
2. Walk over to the nearest window that opens, and does not have a screen.
3. Open the window.
4. Jump.

Seriously. It cuts out a number of needless steps.

clothier · by clothier on Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:36 pm

wait a minute.

how do we know that I-95 isn't Angus?

oh, right, cuz he's better poster then angus. I-95 is actually funny.

Billy Heff · by Billy Heff on Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:41 pm

i95 wrote:

Only because I've been directed to this particular thread do I respond
(as I've grown quite content of late with ignoring the whole billyheffdrsmoketartlett
thing). That said, dude, if you think that I somehow post as either Angus
McRib or ANY other poster on this or ANY other site, your head may
have just caved in. I don't know you. I don't believe we interacted on
TOS or TOOS. And much, much, much more importantly,
I simply don't care.

Honestly, you make even the Steve Martin played
"Inspector Clouseau" look like Sherlock Holmes.

Are you being Kurt with me? lol!

Billy Heff · by Billy Heff on Fri Oct 02, 2009 2:01 pm

Too bad.

It's ooooover, kaput, except for the tailspin.

Baah Baanned · by Baah Baanned on Fri Oct 02, 2009 2:24 pm

I don't understand what the problem is with all of you guys picking on my boy, Joe. Oops. I mean Billy. I forget where I am sometimes.

I thought the biggest problem you had with all of us was that we were all buddies with Ellen. We got rid of that mess out of our lives some time ago. So why can't we all just get along?

i95 · by i95 on Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:10 pm

clothier wrote:how do we know that I-95 isn't Angus?

Um, because I can: spell; use punctuation correctly, walk upright; and unlike angusgoddessbaahbannedfieldthistle, can actually muster up a level of apathy about this matter which perpetuates my not caring about the same.

Billy Heff · by Billy Heff on Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:18 pm

i95 wrote:
clothier wrote:how do we know that I-95 isn't Angus?

Um, because I can: spell; use punctuation correctly, walk upright; and unlike angusgoddessbaahbannedfieldthistle, can actually muster up a level of apathy about this matter which perpetuates my not caring about the same.

laststandchili · by laststandchili on Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:36 pm

clothier wrote:wait a minute.

how do we know that I-95 isn't Angus?

oh, right, cuz he's better poster then angus. I-95 is actually funny.

I don't know, Angus is pretty funny.

It may be time for a poll.

(That's what she said.)

pastrami-on-wry · by pastrami-on-wry on Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:39 pm

Independent George wrote:Can I make one small edit to your suggestion?

Here's what you need to do, ok?

1. Stand up.
2. Walk over to the nearest window that opens, and does not have a screen.
3. Open the window.
4. Jump.

Seriously. It cuts out a number of needless steps.

Geogie,

I'm all about joshing around but your suggestion above seems cruel and unusually harsh. Don't you realize that an innocent bystander could possibly be injured if Heff decided to actually take your advice?

Billy Heff · by Billy Heff on Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:40 pm

Billy Heff · by Billy Heff on Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:52 pm

clothier wrote:Hey Mr Heff?

Can I offer you some advice?

Here's what you need to do, ok?

1. Stand up.
2. Walk over to the nearest window that opens, and does not have a screen.
3. Open the window.
4. Reach up to your mouth.
5. Grab hold of that crack pipe, and THROW IT AS FAR AWAY FROM YOU AS YOU CAN.
6. Continue about your day.

thanks.

See, I knew you cared.....Buddy beer