Define "classy"

A trip to Bountiful?

Maybe it wasn't his kid. Just because you bring some pregnant chick to the hospital, you aren't allowed to fondle the nurses? Sheesh.

Independent George wrote:Maybe it wasn't his kid. Just because you bring some pregnant chick to the hospital, you aren't allowed to fondle the nurses? Sheesh.

Well, here is a little tip from your old pal Agent 13...forget fondling...don't even make comments about the attractive, and I should add, very well endowed, maternity nurse when you at are the hospital for the birth of a child. It will not go over well.

Trust me. I know.

My wife will be happy to tell the whole story...ugh.

Next time...get her the Demerol BEFORE you start hitting on the nurses. She won't remember a thing.

Independent George wrote:Next time...get her the Demerol BEFORE you start hitting on the nurses. She won't remember a thing.

Yeah, where were you when this advice would have meant something.

Bastard.

Agent 13 wrote:It will not go over well. Trust me. I know. My wife will be happy to tell the whole story...ugh.

Maybe you should sing her this song. God bless.

i95 wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:It will not go over well. Trust me. I know. My wife will be happy to tell the whole story...ugh.

Maybe you should sing her this song. God bless.

I thought for sure John belushi was going to step in and smash the guitar.

Agent 13 wrote:

Independent George wrote:Maybe it wasn't his kid. Just because you bring some pregnant chick to the hospital, you aren't allowed to fondle the nurses? Sheesh.

Well, here is a little tip from your old pal Agent 13...forget fondling...don't even make comments about the attractive, and I should add, very well endowed, maternity nurse when you at are the hospital for the birth of a child. It will not go over well.

Trust me. I know.

My wife will be happy to tell the whole story...ugh.

And I thought I was the biggest asshole on this site?

I now bow before you and hand over my crown.

Being that you are still alive, I guess you didn't make the comment during labor.

Billy Heff wrote:I thought for sure John belushi was going to step in and smash the guitar.

Hey, Billy Heff, I know we've gotten off on the wrong foot what with you believing that I post under an alias on this site and my believing you to be, well, uninteresting at best and downright paranoid at worst, please be made aware that we are all HUGE Stephen Bishop fans on this site and don't take lightly any minimization of his significant contributions to modern music.

i95 wrote:

Stephen Bishop

who?

i95 wrote:

Billy Heff wrote:I thought for sure John belushi was going to step in and smash the guitar.

Hey, Billy Heff, I know we've gotten off on the wrong foot what with you believing that I post under an alias on this site and my believing you to be, well, uninteresting at best and downright paranoid at worst, please be made aware that we are all HUGE Stephen Bishop fans on this site and don't take lightly any minimization of his significant contributions to modern music.

I hate when i95 goes "On and On".

i95 wrote:

Billy Heff wrote:I thought for sure John belushi was going to step in and smash the guitar.

...please be made aware that we are all HUGE Stephen Bishop fans on this site and don't take lightly any minimization of his significant contributions to modern music.

Wait. I thought we were all fans of the above-referenced Stephen Lynch?

Seriously. I thought we were.

Independent George wrote:Wait. I thought we were all fans of the above-referenced Stephen Lynch?

You're thinking Stephen Baldwin. You know, from "30 Rock" with Amy Poehler.

Are you sure? I thought Stephen Baldwin was that comedian who always talked in the monotone voice.