For Goddess (and Billy Heff)

i95 · by i95 on Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:58 pm

Sweden Got Talent: Naked Guys Dancing

The Goddess · by The Goddess on Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:36 pm

OK...those were some mighty fine tushies.

Thanks i95--you're so thoughtful.

i95 · by i95 on Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:42 am

pastrami-on-wry · by pastrami-on-wry on Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:56 pm

The Goddess wrote:OK...those were some mighty fine tushies.

Thanks i95--you're so thoughtful.

95,

Maybe I was wrong about Billy Heff being polite. He still hasn't thanked you for including him in your very thoughful post.

i95 · by i95 on Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:47 pm

Exactly!

Would it kill him to craft one of those witty run-on names a la goutriddenshutineatingtheroadasswipe?

Question

Could he not find the time to demonstrate some baseless form of bravado (you know, being that he killed Angus McRib, er...me, er...Independent George, er...Fieldthistle, and all)?

Question

Or -- and at the very least -- couldn't he muster-up that demonstrated sense of humor which makes us all: scratch

(Something like: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get a newspaper. AUDIO)

Politeness demands some effort on his part. I insist!

Billy Heff · by Billy Heff on Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:49 pm

Some people just don't give up.

Ok Pervert, my response is this. Not everyone shares your perverted attraction to naked or scantly clad young boys. Just look at your posting habits. A young boy hugging a toilet? The young boy sitting on Santa's lap? I think I will be safe and forward your name and posts to your local police. I think your computer needs to be explored by the proper authorties. FYI, Kiddie and Kittie porn are both illegal.

And what kind of coward feels the need to post under different names on a website with 30 members? A very sick one is the answer. Don't worry, I won't tell Larry that you post under Angus McRib because you are livid about being rejected at Roguefood. Get it, Mc......RIB! Are you really the dickhead in the picture I have been posting? Or are you an 12 year old going through puberty?

And how about your newest venture, Baah Banned. I would love to see you in the presence of my Buddy Ben. All he would have to do is look at you and you would shit yourself. He is a winner, you are a freak and a loser.

Now, if there is anything else you need explained, please ask. I now return to my job as the funniest person on the internets.

i95 · by i95 on Thu Nov 05, 2009 10:13 pm

Billy Heff wrote:Not everyone shares your perverted attraction to naked or scantly clad young boys.

I believe that you owe me, Agent 13, bbqboy, clothier, Independent George, laststandchili, pastrami-on-wry and The Goddess -- and who were explicitly brought to this site with promises of naked or scantily clad young boys -- a huge apology.

I'm waiting Angus, er...Morton, er...Billy.

Billy Heff · by Billy Heff on Thu Nov 05, 2009 10:50 pm

Fuuny, you are the only freak posting said pictures.

Kurt, i95, Angus McRib, Baah Banned, or whoever you want to be today, you are sick. SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP!

AND STAY AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER UNTIL YOU GET THE HELP YOU NEED.

i95 · by i95 on Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:12 pm

Thanks, Mort!

pastrami-on-wry · by pastrami-on-wry on Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:27 pm

Billy Heff wrote:Some people just don't give up.

Ok Pervert, my response is this. Not everyone shares your perverted attraction to naked or scantly clad young boys. Just look at your posting habits. A young boy hugging a toilet? The young boy sitting on Santa's lap? I think I will be safe and forward your name and posts to your local police. I think your computer needs to be explored by the proper authorties. FYI, Kiddie and Kittie porn are both illegal.

And what kind of coward feels the need to post under different names on a website with 30 members? A very sick one is the answer. Don't worry, I won't tell Larry that you post under Angus McRib because you are livid about being rejected at Roguefood. Get it, Mc......RIB! Are you really the dickhead in the picture I have been posting? Or are you an 12 year old going through puberty?

And how about your newest venture, Baah Banned. I would love to see you in the presence of my Buddy Ben. All he would have to do is look at you and you would shit yourself. He is a winner, you are a freak and a loser.

Now, if there is anything else you need explained, please ask. I now return to my job as the funniest person on the internets.

All of this once again begs one simple question that I believe you have never properly answered. If you find the goings on here so vile doesn't it seem just a bit fucked up that you keep coming back? Why don't you spare yourself (and all of us) this ridiculous bullshit and go be the "funniest person on the internets" somewhere else?

clothier · by clothier on Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:21 am

Stop the fucking bus.

Now you've gone way, way, way too far.

I'm the funniest person on the internets, and we all know it.

enough is enough.

Independent George · by Independent George on Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:41 am

clothier wrote:Stop the fucking bus.

Whoa! Clothier is working blue. Never thought I'd see the day. Wait until Mom finds out what you've done on her computer now.

bbqboy · by bbqboy on Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:45 am

he's sort of like John Wayne in The Quiet Man.
Enough is enough.

i95 · by i95 on Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:36 am

Billy Heff wrote:I now return to my job as the funniest person on the internets.

Alright, I can offer you no greater proof that I don't
operate on this site under some alias as there's just no
damn way that me or my minions (you know, Angus
McRib, ujon, PoolBoy, etc.) could've resisted that line.

Billy Heff · by Billy Heff on Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:07 am

Pastrami Guy, Lie down and take a nap. You get all worked up over things that don't concern you. You are also pointing your anger in the wrong direction. And, you don't think I'm funny? Surely you jest.

For some reason Kurt wants to have a never ending pissing match. Only thing is, you need more than this dancer

in a pissing match.

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