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Re: Welcome to Selma

Post by Agent 13 on Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:09 pm

pastrami-on-wry wrote:
I heard that she had too much to drink one night and was accidentally suffocated by her breasts.


Funny you mention that, as it has always been my dream to pass intoxicated and smothered by a lovely woman's bosom.

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Post by pastrami-on-wry on Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:11 pm

Better than choking to death on a ham sandwich, I guess.

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Re: Welcome to Selma

Post by i95 on Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:04 pm

Keep on topic, people:


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Re: Welcome to Selma

Post by Dire Fromage on Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:36 pm

happily dead is still dead
there’s no reason for you to be that kind of crazy

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Re: Welcome to Selma

Post by i95 on Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:31 pm


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Re: Welcome to Selma

Post by Independent George on Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:44 am

I like the daily updates, but could we get captions so that I know who these women who would never talk to me are?

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Re: Welcome to Selma

Post by i95 on Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:04 am

In order of those at least on this page are singer Anna Nalick ("Just Breathe") who was playing outside my Virginia Beach hotel last week, actress and Playboy magazine-featured Erika Eleniak, actress Estella Warren and super model Vendela.

You're welcome. Wink

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Re: Welcome to Selma

Post by Independent George on Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:39 pm

I think it was in the movie Forget Paris where Billy Crystal's character calls Joe Mantegna's and asks the name of their fourth grade teacher. When Mantegna asks why he needed to know, Crystal tells him it's because he likes to put a name with the face as he's "taking care of business."

So, for that, Mr. Roadsign, I thank you.

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Re: Welcome to Selma

Post by i95 on Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:02 pm


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Re: Welcome to Selma

Post by i95 on Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:53 am






Actress Julia Ormond from the 1997 film, "Smilla's Sense of Snow."

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Re: Welcome to Selma

Post by Independent George on Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:22 am

She's wearing too much clothing. Please refer to Ms. Eleniak's attire and get back with me.

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Re: Welcome to Selma

Post by i95 on Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:31 am

Sorry. Is this a little better?


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Re: Welcome to Selma

Post by Independent George on Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:22 am

Thanks!

You really DO like me!

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