Listen Up you Inglorious Bastards

i95 wrote:There's definitely something wrong with that YouTube clip, Georgie. Seriously, the audio is off or something as you can barely make out what the Bishop is saying. Frankly, it's just inconceivable that you would post something of such questionable quality. Prepare to die.

George's computer goes to eleven.

i95 wrote:Frankly, it's just inconceivable ....

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

Thought you might have gone with....

You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.

you seem like a decent fellow.

I hate to die.

Where the hell did you come from? I thought this was an A and B conversation?

I came from the Gilder frontier.

clothier wrote:I came from the Gilder frontier.

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I was just thinking that you don't see much of Gilda Radner anymore. Maybe, these days, she's more seen on one of the cable channels I don't get. I sure hope she's doing well.

Never mind!

laststandchili wrote:The first ever WOT Meet and Eat is set for 11/1 in Gaithersburg, MD.

Two things:

(1) Three kids and three soccer games this Saturday means that I'm exercising my family values versus having what will surely be a delicious and fun lunch at Roy's Place. Regrets.

(2) And equally demonstrating my fucktardness, I finally figured out Angry Liberal's signature of, "no, he's not retarded."

i thought we agreed that soccer was bad for kids?

i95 wrote:

Hey. It's 2:00 pm and I'm at Roy's Place.
Where the Hell is everyone??

YOU ARE THERE NOW???

Damn it, I left a half hour ago.

Screw the lot of you.

AL, Dire Fromage, Clothier and I will mock all of you mightily on Saturday where the only gingham will adorn the tables.