Hey POW...........

What exactly will a box of chips get you in OKC? Are we just talking about a hand job, or like a half and half, or what?

I know 20 years ago pros in Central America used to accept MREs in payment. The medium of exchange there may have changed, but it's nice to know we're catching up with the third world.

http://www.newsok.com/feed/box-of-chips-pays-for-prostitution-in-oklahoma-city/article/3380255?custom_click=pod_headline_news

man, they weren't even good chips. Frito Lay? for real?

and once you see your hooker in the light of day, don't you say "WTF was I thinking? "

clothier wrote:

and once you see your hooker in the light of day, don't you say "WTF was I thinking? "

That usually depends on how many bags of chips were involved. Having made a few poor career choices that resulted in frequent path-crossing with "escorts", as they seem to call them now, they are not all of the "I wouldn't hit that with your dick" variety.

This was especially true in the DC area.

laststandchili wrote:What exactly will a box of chips get you in OKC? Are we just talking about a hand job, or like a half and half, or what?

For a whole case of chips a hooker in OKC will even allow you to double-dip.

Agent 13 wrote:"I wouldn't hit that with your dick"

One of things I love most about this site is our respect for "the classics".

having seen an escort or two in my day, I hear what you are saying, but the girl in the chip picture?

not even with WJ's dick.

clothier wrote:having seen an escort or two in my day, I hear what you are saying, but the girl in the chip picture?

not even with WJ's dick.

WJ has a dick?

clothier wrote:having seen an escort or two in my day, I hear what you are saying, but the girl in the chip picture?

not even with WJ's dick.

Point taken

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:"I wouldn't hit that with your dick"

One of things I love most about this site is our respect for "the classics".

Well, back in college I did have a minor in "dick jokes and expressions". Gotta respect history.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

laststandchili wrote:What exactly will a box of chips get you in OKC? Are we just talking about a hand job, or like a half and half, or what?

For a whole case of chips a hooker in OKC will even allow you to double-dip.

As long as one of the dips is pine-sol or an anti-biotic ointment that sounds nice!

Agent 13 wrote:ointment

In her case I think you should be using some oink-ment.

From the accompanying article...

"A police spokesman said the man was not arrested based on "officer discretion."

Translation: If this poor fucker was so hard up to trade potato chips for a hit at THAT....we couldn't see further plunging this poor bastard's life into ruin.

Independent George wrote:From the accompanying article...

"A police spokesman said the man was not arrested based on "officer discretion."

Translation: If this poor fucker was so hard up to trade potato chips for a hit at THAT....we couldn't see further plunging this poor bastard's life into ruin.

Alternate Translation: Poor bastard.......I wouldn't hit that even with WJ's dick.

WJ has a dick?

clothier wrote:WJ has a dick?

You're welcome.