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		<title>The Apocalypse is Nigh</title>
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		<description>Are you kidding me?</description>
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			<title>the end is truly near...</title>
			<link>http://wayofftopic.darkbb.com/the-apocalypse-is-nigh-f20/the-end-is-truly-near-t851.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>clothier</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/04/iq.jpg" alt="" />
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yes, friends, the end is truly near. That's an ipod dock that can your piano into a player piano that will play whatever is on your i-pod. so you can turn your &#36;25,000 Steinway grand into a freaking player piano/i pod speaker. 
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I think I'll see you all in hell.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 13:44:53 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>What Florida County...</title>
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			<dc:creator>i95</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<div style="margin:auto;text-align:center;width:100%"> <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_question.gif" alt="Question" longdesc="15" />  ...<a href="http://www.news-press.com/article/20091105/CRIME/91105046/1075" target="_blank"><font color="blue"><u>does <strong>Independent George</strong> live in again</u></font></a>?   <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_question.gif" alt="Question" longdesc="15" /> </div>]]></description>
			<category>The Apocalypse is Nigh</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:32:39 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Crimes Against Shriners</title>
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			<dc:creator>i95</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<div style="margin:auto;text-align:center;width:100%"><img src="http://freemovement.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/snow-white-and-the-seven-dwarfs-3.jpg" alt="" />
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<a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gzw72dyfTyHuudWZ6NLs3Rt9jYiAD9BJ3UHG0" target="_blank"><u><font color="blue"><span style="font-size: 24px; line-height: normal">Criminal Masterminds?</span></font></u></a></div>]]></description>
			<category>The Apocalypse is Nigh</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 22:53:42 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Balloon Boy</title>
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			<dc:creator>Agent 13</dc:creator>
			<description>The Apocalypse IS coming!



&quot;An amateur storm scientist staged a hoax involving his son drifting off in a balloon because he fears the world will end in 2012, a researcher has claimed.&quot; </description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:23:19 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>No Rams for Rush</title>
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			<dc:creator>Agent 13</dc:creator>
			<description>One article reporting on the fact that the group who wants to by the Rams dumped Rush Limbo stated this...



ST. LOUIS -- Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh responded Thursday to being dropped from a group bidding to buy the St. Louis Rams, saying what happened to him was an illustration of &quot;Obama’s America on full display.&quot;



At any point is this turd going to ponder the possibility that people think he is an asshole they don't want to be associated with? PErhaps people  ...</description>
			<category>The Apocalypse is Nigh</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 12:21:26 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Now That's Some Cold Shit</title>
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			<dc:creator>pastrami-on-wry</dc:creator>
			<description>NEW YORK (AP)—The New York Daily News is reporting that Red Sox Hall of Famer Ted Williams’ severed head was mistreated at an Arizona cryonics facility, according to details from a new book.



In “Frozen,” Larry Johnson, a former executive at the Alcor Life Extension Foundation in Scottsdale, Ariz., writes that Williams’ head, which had been severed and frozen for storage, was abused at the facility. Johnson claims a technician took baseball-like swings at Williams’ frozen head with a monkey  ...</description>
			<category>The Apocalypse is Nigh</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 14:01:38 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>No Good Can Come From This</title>
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			<dc:creator>Billy Heff</dc:creator>
			<description>Sometimes you look at a situation, and you just know that &quot;No Good Can Come From This&quot;.</description>
			<category>The Apocalypse is Nigh</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 19:14:05 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Fun Contests</title>
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			<dc:creator>Agent 13</dc:creator>
			<description>Seen at The Other, Other site. All other web sites are doomed!



Closing Out 2009 With a Bang! contest has been launched



We are pleased to announce the opening of Closing Out 2009 With a Bang! Contest. 



This contest opens Oct 01 2009 and will conclude on Dec 31 2009. We have managed to put an exciting prize package together. Here is how it breaks down:



1st Place = &#36;250 Gift Certificate to Allen Brothers*

2nd Place = &#36;100 Gift Certificate to CajunGrocer*

3rd Place  ...</description>
			<category>The Apocalypse is Nigh</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 14:14:59 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Gas Mask Bra A Winner</title>
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			<dc:creator>bbqboy</dc:creator>
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Designers of a bra that turns into gas masks and a team who found that named cows produce more milk were among the winners of the 2009 Ig Nobel prizes.



The aim of the awards is to honour achievements that &quot;first make people laugh and then make them think&quot;.



The peace prize went to a Swiss research team who determined whether it is better to be hit over the head with a full or empty bottle of beer.



The ceremony was organised by the magazine Annals of Improbable Research.







Dr  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 07:59:11 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>True Compass my ass</title>
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			<dc:creator>Agent 13</dc:creator>
			<description>So Ted...as in Dead Ted...has released his autobiography, True Compass, where he apparently spins yarns about the &quot;true Ted Kennedy&quot;.



The true Ted is better seen in the fact he jumped on the bandwagon and was instrumental in pushing and passing the bill to take away the MA Governor's power to appoint a new senator to a vacated seat in 2004, yet as his last official act, he urged that right to be restored to the governor. What a fucking hypocrite. A &quot;true compass&quot; always  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 14:17:32 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Found on my windshield...</title>
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			<dc:creator>The Goddess</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[...this afternoon: an ad, menu, and coupons for a place called
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<font face="Arial Black"><span style="font-size: 24px; line-height: normal"><strong>Cactus Willie's Italian Buffet</strong></span></font>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 22:42:23 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Moammar Kadafi in Jersey</title>
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			<dc:creator>Billy Heff</dc:creator>
			<description>This asshole wants to pitch a tent in New Jersey.  I wonder if he plans on bringing camels or any of his other sex partners.</description>
			<category>The Apocalypse is Nigh</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 19:47:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>This just in...****NEWS FLASH******</title>
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			<dc:creator>clothier</dc:creator>
			<description>SENATOR TED KENNEDY IS STILL DEAD.</description>
			<category>The Apocalypse is Nigh</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 11:40:09 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>I am not Chillaxin</title>
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			<dc:creator>Agent 13</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[A store that I have done business with online just sent me an add with the term &quot;Chillaxin&quot; in it.
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It prompted me to add this new section.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 15:29:31 GMT</pubDate>
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