I Have a Theory...

And while there may be some less enlightened of you who would perhaps scoff at this concept -- and that it must surely be borne from the former accusing me of being the latter (as well as clothier, Baah Baanned, Ferdinando Sacco or Bartolomeo Vanzetti [I can never remember which one he thinks I am, er...was], etc.) -- think about it. Angus most often posts when Billy posts. And no two posters on this site seem to have greater interaction than these two intellectual giants.

Yes, I'm fully aware that what I'm espousing is some sort of online, demented Munchausen syndrome by proxy thing here but which two posters on this site would most benefit from the creation of an artificial nemesis thereby, albeit failingly, making either interesting.

Hey CLICK, Let's put this to bed(no, not like your inflatible doll).

Just request the release of the IP addresses and we'll see who is right, and who is left.

I say you are a demented pervert who posts as Angus. Prove me wrong. Come on CLICK, don't be a DICK.

Billy Heff wrote:Just request the release of the IP addresses and we'll see who is right, and who is left.

You didn't seem to like that suggestion when I brought it up to defend myself.

Hmmmm....maybe thou dost protest too much.

Exactly. Better yet, prove you're not Angus McRib thereby putting to bed the adage that there is no satisfying some dullards, er...people.

i95 wrote:Exactly. Better yet, prove you're not Angus McRib thereby putting to bed the adage that there is no satisfying some dullards, er...people.

Ah come on CLICK. Right here, right now, request the release of IP addresses. Don't be afraid Butch.

i95 wrote:

The yawning emoticon is kind of ironic, seeing as how you brought up this whole thing. If anybody should be yawning, it is the rest of us.

This whole electronic head-butting pissing match is pathetic.

Just ignore each other already and shut the hell up about it.

I don't know, I like the idea of having an arch-enemy.

I've always thought having one would make life more interesting. Mine would have been Kurt Cobain.

The Goddess wrote:The yawning emoticon is kind of ironic, seeing as how you brought up this whole thing.

Valid point. That said, however, I only brought it up (and for what will be the last time) in that I've grown weary of a singular poster's accusations that, somehow, I am, nefariously, out to get him (almost as weary as reading that same poster's attempts at both humor and bravado ).

The Goddess wrote:Just ignore each other already and shut the hell up about it.

Ah, the voice of reason (which is undoubtedly why you wear the title of The Goddess). Done.

Can I ask one more question since I didn't agree to shut the hell up about it? What the fuck is it with the CLICK bullshit? What does it mean?

laststandchili wrote:I don't know, I like the idea of having an arch-enemy.

I also dig the arch-enemy angle but since the arch-enemy is usually an evil genius I don't think that applies here.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

laststandchili wrote:I don't know, I like the idea of having an arch-enemy.

I also dig the arch-enemy angle but since the arch-enemy is usually an evil genius I don't think that applies here.

Damn. Stupid time zones. As I was reading down the thread, this was my thought....but, I am one to two hours behind all you bastages.

You've got to wake up pretty early to beat us other idiots to the punch(line).

laststandchili wrote:I don't know, I like the idea of having an arch-enemy.

Hey LSC, I'd like to help you out, but I'm already taken.

i95 wrote:Billy Heff = Angus McRib

Good googly moogly! Then who am I?? Mother!!!!!