clothier mourns

clothier mourns the passing of Natasha Richardson. clothier, however, is amazed that someone captured her run down the beginner's slope earlier this week. clothier is going to Hell.

I am sorry for clothier's loss.

I admit to wondering which tasteless WOTard would bust our cherry by posting something re: Ms. Richardson's untimely death. I must admit Mr. 95 does earn some style points by doing the dirty deed while at the same throwing clothier under the bus.

I must admit when I first heard of her untimely demise from this vale of tears i had no idea who she was.

i95 wrote:clothier mourns the passing of Natasha Richardson. clothier, however, is amazed that someone captured her run down the beginner's slope earlier this week. clothier is going to Hell.

I don't know whether I'm not part of some inside joke or something but the above clip is the famous "agony of defeat" footage from Wide World of Sports and when Jim McKay wiped-out at the base of a ski jump. I could never look at Mr. McKay again without cringing due to the obvious swelling of his head (something former ice skater Scott Hamilton clearly suffers from, as well).

oh, scotty hamilton's head isn't big, it's his body that's small. Didn't you hear the story? He's the only known survivor of a head transplant. He was like, 6'4 in his regular body, but he had some sort of cancer/flesh eating disease, and the only body they could find that was a match to him belonged to a dwarf.

clothier wrote:...a dwarf.

Um, excuse me but I believe the politically correct term is "runt." Thank you.

i95 wrote:

clothier wrote:...a dwarf.

Um, excuse me but I believe the politically correct term is "runt." Thank you.

Damn, I thought is was "little runt".

pastrami-on-wry wrote:Damn, I thought is was "little runt".

Now that's just offensive.

anyways, he was one of the kids on that little people show on tv, but he was like a little bigger then they were, so they didn't want to keep him.

Dead is dead. It has to be said.

I'm a poet and don't know it.

The Goddess wrote:Dead is dead.

I like that! Very funny, Goddess!

Head is head.

i95 wrote:

Wow. How disrespectful pow. Really. On an equally sad note, today
clothier also mourns the passing of Tiger great Mark Fidrych.




In hoping to pay a little more respect than that put forth by one
Mr. Pastramionwry, clothier offers the following and tearful tribute
to The Bird.

He pitched a Monday night game against the Yankees, and that will always be one of my fondest baseball memories. He was quite an interesting character. I read he pitched 29 games his first year and 24 were complete games. Guys don't do that in entire careers any more. Sorry for the expression of genuine emotion. I promise I won't let it happen again.