Re: Sauce Bolognese does not, in fact, contain Bologna.

pastrami-on-wry · by pastrami-on-wry on Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:52 am

laststandchili wrote:This site's really become a bunch of Bologna.

Disappointing.

Perhaps I can turn your frown upside down by proposing a new feature, WOT's Believe It Or Not!. Anyone should feel free to post a believe it or not entry at any time. I'll get us rolling with this offering inspired by LSC's post:

Sauce Bolognese does not, in fact, contain Bologna.

laststandchili · by laststandchili on Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:08 am

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Sauce Bolognese does not, in fact, contain Bologna.

In that case I've been making it wrong all these years.

Explains the funny looks at dinner parties though.

pastrami-on-wry · by pastrami-on-wry on Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:23 am

pastrami-on-wry wrote:Perhaps I can turn your frown upside down by proposing a new feature, WOT's Believe It Or Not!.

In thinking about it, perhaps a superior title for this feature would actually be:

Believe It or WOT

What'd ya think?

laststandchili · by laststandchili on Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:02 pm

Is it possible that WOT is the worlds most heavily publicized, and easily accessible Secret Society?

**Agent 13** · by **Agent 13** on Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:08 pm

laststandchili wrote:Is it possible that WOT is the worlds most heavily publicized, and easily accessible Secret Society?

Some day to be the biggest as well.

Just don't tell anyone.

The Goddess · by The Goddess on Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:11 pm

Believe it or WOT, mock apple pie does not, in fact, contain apples.

laststandchili · by laststandchili on Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:14 pm

Agent 13 wrote:
laststandchili wrote:Is it possible that WOT is the worlds most heavily publicized, and easily accessible Secret Society?

Some day to be the biggest as well.

Just don't tell anyone.

We're like Shriners.

With a bad attitude.

**Agent 13** · by **Agent 13** on Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:24 pm

The Goddess wrote:Believe it or WOT, mock apple pie does not, in fact, contain apples.

Is there a variety called the mock apple or is thus just some plot to confuse the masses?

pastrami-on-wry · by pastrami-on-wry on Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:27 pm

The Goddess wrote:Believe it or WOT, mock apple pie does not, in fact, contain apples.

Believe it or WOT, even more surprisingly, despite its name mock apple pie contains neither apples or mock.

pastrami-on-wry · by pastrami-on-wry on Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:31 pm

Believe it or WOT, the only member of ZZ Top that doesn't sport one of the band's iconic beards is their drummer, whose name is..........Frank Beard.

**Agent 13** · by **Agent 13** on Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:43 pm

pastrami-on-wry wrote:
The Goddess wrote:Believe it or WOT, mock apple pie does not, in fact, contain apples.

Believe it or WOT, even more surprisingly, despite its name mock apple pie contains neither apples or mock.

The bastards! Why are the fucking with us like that? Why???

**Agent 13** · by **Agent 13** on Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:46 pm

laststandchili wrote:
Agent 13 wrote:
laststandchili wrote:Is it possible that WOT is the worlds most heavily publicized, and easily accessible Secret Society?

Some day to be the biggest as well.

Just don't tell anyone.

We're like Shriners.

With a bad attitude.

and cooler hats

clothier · by clothier on Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:55 pm

i never got a hat.

pastrami-on-wry · by pastrami-on-wry on Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:57 pm

Agent 13 wrote:
pastrami-on-wry wrote:
The Goddess wrote:Believe it or WOT, mock apple pie does not, in fact, contain apples.

Believe it or WOT, even more surprisingly, despite its name mock apple pie contains neither apples or mock.

The bastards! Why are the fucking with us like that? Why???

If they didn't use subterfuge how else would they get people to try something as bizarre as baking crackers into a crust?

**Agent 13** · by **Agent 13** on Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:06 pm

clothier wrote:i never got a hat.

Yeah, but close your eyes and imagine...it couldn't have been any less cool than this...